At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.
Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.
These idiots help get stuff done. Sometimes. You never know who they are, since they hide in plain sight, and they could be anybody. Your classmates? Rhonda? The Honourable Minister of Transportation Marc Garneau? You never know....
- Alternating Ambitions
- Legend has it that throughout history, many people have been mysteriously swayed by an unknown presence... they all remember the color blue.
- Audacious Ventures
- Bitcoin wallet address: 39g2jj5dGe5eVJFGCPrmLBaauzWwC9Ypnh
You know what to do.
- (Dis)graceful Ten(d)ancies
- Toronto’s housing crisis has hit its “danger point,” critics say.
- Drop(ping) Sheets
- There's nothing to say. The ladies like what this minister does.
- (F)risky Floorplay
- No amount of contraceptives can protect you against carpet burns.
- Filling Rolls
- Once head cannoli filler at Carlo’s Bakery, this minister now plies their trade filling other kinds of rolls...
- Hammer & Cycles
- The only thing this Minister's bike has to lose is its chain.
- Heads & (T)ales
- The outcome of every coin toss ever is personally chosen by this minister.
- Inductive Reasoning
- One can prove by induction that this minister does not exist, but this will be left as an exercise to the reader.
- Linear Combustion
- This minister once got fired from the fire department for being too haaawwwwtt.
- Loving Embraces
- This Minister has a Master’s degree in erotic asphyxiation.
- Mixed Emotions & Milky Explosions
- This minister can’t tell the difference between terror and arousal. This gets awkward during job interviews.
- Money $hot$
- Rollin’ in the dough– taking shots as they go.
- One-Hit Wonders
- Click here to find out the identity of this minister!
- Open Sorcery
- Click here to view this minister's spellbook.
- Passing, Pounding & Thrusting
- When this minister isn't pounding back beers, they're trying to pass their courses.
- Pour Timing
- Happy hour is the only thing this Minister arrives on time for.
- Repeat Offences
- Also not to be confused with the Minister of Melodic Masturbation.
- Stiff Competition
- When dealing with this minister, don't expect them to go soft on you.
- Shading & Masquerading
- This minister studies theatre and costume design only to be better at bedroom role-play ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Shock & (Dr)aw
- This Minister's creativity strikes like lightning.
- Stellar Performances
- Pastimes include drinking cosmos and watching Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.
- Traumatic Irony
- This minister told us they didn't know the definition of irony, which was ironic because we were at a bus stop.