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Da Chief

At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.

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Chief's Ass

Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.

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The Ministers

These idiots help get stuff done. Sometimes. You never know who they are, since they hide in plain sight, and they could be anybody. Your classmates? Rhonda? The Honourable Minister of Transportation Marc Garneau? You never know....

Alternating Ambitions
Legend has it that throughout history, many people have been mysteriously swayed by an unknown presence... they all remember the color blue.
Audacious Ventures
Bitcoin wallet address: 39g2jj5dGe5eVJFGCPrmLBaauzWwC9Ypnh
You know what to do.
(Dis)graceful Ten(d)ancies
Toronto’s housing crisis has hit its “danger point,” critics say.
Drop(ping) Sheets
There's nothing to say. The ladies like what this minister does.
(F)risky Floorplay
No amount of contraceptives can protect you against carpet burns.
Filling Rolls
Once head cannoli filler at Carlo’s Bakery, this minister now plies their trade filling other kinds of rolls...
Hammer & Cycles
The only thing this Minister's bike has to lose is its chain.
Heads & (T)ales
The outcome of every coin toss ever is personally chosen by this minister.
Inductive Reasoning
One can prove by induction that this minister does not exist, but this will be left as an exercise to the reader.
Linear Combustion
This minister once got fired from the fire department for being too haaawwwwtt.
Loving Embraces
This Minister has a Master’s degree in erotic asphyxiation.
Mixed Emotions & Milky Explosions
This minister can’t tell the difference between terror and arousal. This gets awkward during job interviews.
Money $hot$
Rollin’ in the dough– taking shots as they go.
One-Hit Wonders
Click here to find out the identity of this minister!
Open Sorcery
Click here to view this minister's spellbook.
Passing, Pounding & Thrusting
When this minister isn't pounding back beers, they're trying to pass their courses.
Pour Timing
Happy hour is the only thing this Minister arrives on time for.
Repeat Offences
Also not to be confused with the Minister of Melodic Masturbation.
Stiff Competition
When dealing with this minister, don't expect them to go soft on you.
Shading & Masquerading
This minister studies theatre and costume design only to be better at bedroom role-play ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shock & (Dr)aw
This Minister's creativity strikes like lightning.
Stellar Performances
Pastimes include drinking cosmos and watching Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.
Traumatic Irony
This minister told us they didn't know the definition of irony, which was ironic because we were at a bus stop.