The Ministers

Ministers are the anonymous members of the Brute Force Committee. Working in the shadows, they pull the strings and thicken the plots to get s(h)tuff done.

Mario Baker

At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.

Mario's Ass

Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.

Beastly Crimes

https://genius.com/albums/Blink-182/Take-off-your-pants-and-jacket Track 17.

Decent XXXposure

This minister is a pretty nice guy.

Facilities & Services

This Minister is available to offer their services on most Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Ladies are free after 12:30.

Flashing & Jacking

Don't look at this minister for too long.

Immense Loads

This minister has broken several toilets.

Intentional Displacement

This minister is known for taking things literally.

Joint Ventures

This Minister is a reknowned connesieur of NFT, ETH, and THC.

Knotty In(tent)ions

This minister intends to have sex one day.

Lib(er)ation & (De)generation

This minister pledges allegiance to pranking, one committee under Mario, indivisible, with liberation and degeneration for all.

Manual Transmissions

This minister is no longer allowed to give high fives.

Military Drills

Drop and give me 50!

Mindblowing Feats

This minister is all about the blowing…and the feating.

Noble Antic(k)s

This minister has royal blood... which they donated and you can too at https://www.blood.ca/en.

Nutting & Bolting

This minister has a tendency to come and go.

Paper Trails & Posted Bales

This minister would like to interest you in a unique investment opportunity where YOU will have the chance to earn (potentially) THOUSANDS of dollars per month (this is NOT a """pyramid""""" **scheme** because we ask Members to recruit FOUR members instead of two. This is a cuboid FAMILY).

Pin(t)s & Needles

This minister has several bags of blood to donate at https://www.blood.ca/en.

Rapid Erections

If you're too slow you might miss it, but this minister gets up to a lot of things.

Sharpened Wit

Sharpened Wit what?

Tough Spirits

This minister cannot drink too much right now because they donated all their blood through https://www.blood.ca/en.

Universal Healthscares

All of Mario's horses and all of Mario's men had to put this minister back together again.

Was(her) Dr(yer)

This minister is stuck and needs help.