The Ministers

Ministers are the anonymous members of the Brute Force Committee. Working in the shadows, they pull the strings and thicken the plots to get s(h)tuff done.

Mario Baker

At the head of the BFC is Da Chief, Mario Baker. Mario is the one who makes sure things get done, and done right. If you ever have a problem, or need to make something crazy happen, get in touch with Mario.

Mario's Ass

Second in command of Mario's Bakery, and organizer of BEvERage and Food Committee events throughout the year. This Minister is also responsible for cleaning up after an event: touching up the paint job, destroying the evidence, and posting bail.

Arms Races

This minister competes in walking handstand races.

Bits, Bytes, and Lights

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Co(vert) Affairs

This minister is definitely not up to something shady...

Cold Snaps

This minister is cold as ice, someday they'll pay the price.

Drinking N' Deriving

This minister integrates under the influence.

Grinding Gears

You know what really grinds my gears? This minister.

High Rigging & Low Rolling

This minister likes to roll, roll, roll, roll, shoulder, shoulder, hip, hip, ass, ass, turn, clap.

Holey Smokes

This minister is almost always astounded.

Military Drills

This minister likes fish.

Mindblowing Feats

This minister is all about the blowing…and the feating.

Mint Conditions

This minister likes mint but only under certain conditions.

Nutting & Bolting

This minister has a tendency to come and go.

Paper Trails & Posted Bales

This minister would like to interest you in a unique investment opportunity where YOU will have the chance to earn (potentially) THOUSANDS of dollars per month (this is NOT a """pyramid""""" **scheme** because we ask Members to recruit FOUR members instead of two. This is a cuboid FAMILY).